2025 Episodes
See all Tuesdays with Stories episodes from 2025.
Ken-Chucky
Mark’s back from a couple weeks with the Gill-man, Shane Gillis! Then the boys spend some time worshipping Anne Hathaway for her cinematic choices. Joe gets offered an illicit drug and is almost forced into a foursome! Then deals with the big old Norovirus! It’s Tuesdays!
Double O Semen
Mark’s family comes to town for two weeks! Joe has his traditional pizza Thanksgiving - and hits the jackpot! Mark pods with the King of Comedy! Joe raises money for the old firehouse! It’s Tuesdays!
Black Leznar
Mark has a double AirPod issue! Joe (and the crowd) versus a heckler in DC! Mark the mogul starts ANOTHER new venture! It’s Tuesdays!
Puerto Rican Fattlesnake
We’re talking SKANKFEST baby!! The ups and downs - the skanks!! Joe steps out on Schtick or Treat, and Mark does a show in a sauna! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at Skankfest 2025
Brad Williams, Luis J Gomez, Joe Derosa, and Greg Fitzsimmons join the boys LIVE at Skankfest 2025 for a zing-fest that you won't believe! It's Tuesdays!
Hob Nobblin'
Joe has a spicy crotch on the road! Dr. Normand performs an allergy test! Mark goes to kiss babies and press the flesh in NOLA! Joe has a Ghostbustin’ Halloween! It’s Tuesdays!
Monica Pooinski
Joe comes in hot with sh*t pants! Mark runs into the ultimate pal at Gotham! Joe has a first class ruiner! Mark a sock j*zztastrophe! It’s Tuesdays!
A Wink From a Twink
Joe continues his possibly gay cleaner story! Mark heads to Helsinki! Joe has a beef lasagna debacle! Joe turns into a bus driver to Cape Canaveral and has an altercation with a crane, then hits the Turner Classic Movies cruise! It’s Tuesdays!
Saga Genesis
Joe has a new gay housecleaner! Mark starts a new business venture! Mark gets into a toll both jam and then has the best set of his life! Joe has an electric emergency in L.A.! It’s Tuesdays!
Stinky Pies
Mark goes to Boulder, CO to shoot his new special! THEN he gets a call from a mainstream director who wants him to watch his movie.. or does he? Joe has a stogey and upsets a neighbor. It's Tuesdays!
Dern's Done
Mark and Joe give the finger to the finger! Mark runs into one Jimmy Kimmel and says EXACTLY the right thing! Joe sees a SHARK CATCH in MANHATTAN! It’s Tuesdays!
Male Man
Mark has a hard time in Huntsville and Hattiesburg! Joe goes to see Vampire Weekend starring… Isabel Hagen! It’s Tuesdays!
Great Bulge of Fuego
Joe has a biiiiig hang with one Nate Bargatze! Mark goes to Nova Scotia! Joe has a cringe memory with an old flame! It's Tuesdays!
Nelly Frittata
Mark has a nightmare flight with a blobby seat neighbor! Joe heads to the Mothership and kills so laugh that he knocks a lunatic out of his seat! Mark heads to Cleveland and gives Dave Chappelle a text - but double books himself yet again! It’s Tuesdays!
Suge and Vanilla
Joe meets a grifter artist. Mark heads to Texas and Salacuse can NOT HANG. Joe goes to the US Open, sees a disastrous mistake AND a severe case of seat stealers. It’s Tuesdays!
Omahoma
Mark gets chased by Ms. Pat in Vegas! Joe goes to Nebraska where he miraculously isn’t attracted to any women! The boys rail against Hooters and share tales of Mark’s brother, the trivia champion! It's Tuesdays!
Soder Arabia
Ubers stink! Mark does Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden for Netflix! Joe gets into his first bike accident and barely survives the ordeal! Joe has a fart attack. Mark gets accosted on a train by a disbeliever and gives him a taste of his own medicine! It’s Tuesdays!
Sohobo
Joe gets into a bike fight! Mark has a mushroom mishap! Joe goes to see Dave Matthews Band and gets into ANOTHER confrontation*! It's Tuesdays!
Lesbaru
Joe spends FIVE WEEKS in his beautiful home stomping grounds, New England! Then he confronts rude Zoomer in public! Then runs into what some people consider a celebrity! Mark gets a call about a home invader in his new place! It’s Tuesdays!
Sanp, Crackle, Pop Warner
We’re BACK from the break with a brand new ep, and we got stories up the wazoo! Salacuse intrudes on Joe’s life and they have a gay old time. Then Joe has the kook and bike experience of a lifetime. Mark has an airplane fiasco and a baby sh*t covered arm on the way to beautiful New England! The weather is hell, the travel is hell, the life is hell - it’s Tuesdays!!
Q and Anal
Welp folks, you wanted to interact with the queen queefs and today, we make it happen. Q and Anal is a show we do on the Patreon where the gays get to ask questions and get answers from the horses' mouths. This is technically Q and Anal #38, and the previous 37 episodes are on the Tuesdays with Stories patreon! If you enjoy it, join up! patreon.com/tuesdays.
Tokyo Driftwood
We’re jibbing and jiving folks! We’re jumping topic-to-topic like Jack Flash! Joe gets into a fight with a toddler! And then… Joe gets into a fight with a ten year old! It’s a child-fighting Tuesdays!
Nobody Beats the Gill
Joe deals with an airplane stickler and has a biiiiiig donut confrontation! Mark goes to Oregon as well as San Jose - and then hits us all with an ice cream conspiracy! It’s Tuesdays!
Iran Bennington
Joe goes to see Dr. Dog and feels like an L7 weenie! Mark goes to Green Bay - and gets hit with a broken AC and has a 60-second layover! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at Grove 34!
Joseph and Markus are BACK with a new live episode! And we listened to everyone's feedback - this one is JUST Mark and Joe, with an extra long episode in an intimate setting. Check out the drive to Grove, the backstage antics, and some riffs from the boys separately before the show at patreon.com. It's Tuesdays!
Super Mark E.O.
Ari Shaffir gives Mark a hot tub - but the whole idea fizzles out when Normando tries to hop in, while Ari hightails it across the globe! Mark also heads to Burlington with Anthony Devito and links up with Ryan Hamilton.
Gee, You Knit?
Mark tells the twisted story behind the cancelled Rochester show! Joe’s special comes out and goes GANGBUSTERS! Plus the two queef queens do Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil show! It’s Tuesdays!
Bonnie Blueballs
Joe gets hooked up for a baseball game, but catches a last minute curveball about the agreement! Joe also runs into a codeswitcher at a TGI Friday’s. It’s Tuesdays!
Pooey-ville Slugger
An Uber driver abducts marks baby! Mark goes to a wedding, jumps back into his mushroom addiction, and deals with a vomit comet! It’s Tuesdays!
Riceland
Joe angers a seat neighbor! Mark heads to Iceland, Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff, Bristol, London, Wales Scotland and Ireland! Mark goes to a natural steam lagoon and more stories are bubbling up!
You Steep What You Sew
Amateur gynecologists Dr. List and Nurse Normand open the show with an informational talk about the vaginal experience. Joe goes to Cleveland and runs into… someone he never thought he’d seen in his life again! It’s Tuesdays!
New Tariff in Town
Dirty Stories! Too dirty to write in the description. Trust me.
Idiot Room
Mark goes to Ithaca with Raj Belani and, as always, the Tesla bites him in the d*ck! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc with Salacuse in the Q&A chair! Check out the dates for Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian at https://punchup.live/tomdustindoc! It's Tuesdays!
Squirt and Ernie
We’re talking LADIES… ladies and gentlemen. Mark heads to Asheville, Bristol, and does Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show. Joe sells out the Wilbur again, and gets into a dust up at the crosswalk! It’s Tuesdays!!!
Cult 45
We’re attacking the celluloid with this one and getting into plot holes, baby!! Mark oversleeps in Napa Valley, but the main event is Joe getting into the nitty gritty of his new special! Behind the scenes on The Truth spitting the truth! It’s Tuesdays!
Narc Normand
After a life-changing phone call ruins the original recording, Markus and Jojo are back in the saddle to talk about Mark’s lies continuing going to the home of one Mr. Kid Rock with Tony Hinchcliffe!
Narc Normand
We’re talking popcorn, pizza and peanuts baby!! Mark heads down to the Bahamas with the new baby and gets sun kissed. Joe is in Pompano Beach for the wedding of Mike Vecchione and Katie Hannigan, along with Dan Soder, Big Jay, Ari and more! He get peer pressured into telling a joke and upsets fellow guests! It’s Tuesdays!
Shoot on Auto
Joe kicks comedy to the curb an afternoon when he becomes a photography assistant! Mark is forced to censor his set in Reno! It’s Tuesdays!
Folksy Jokesy
Mark is witness to an underaged planned fistfight film shoot on his stoop! Joe's acting career is blooming (unrelated)! Mark goes on Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live with Andrew Santino and Chevy Chase! It's Tuesdays!
Joe List: Throat Goat
Papa Joe's voice is blown! But the boys still manage to compare Ace Ventura and Confucius, talk about Joe's boot-scootin' time in Nashville, and still have time for Mark to blow Salacuse! It's Tuesdays!
E.T. Phone Homo
Joe heads to Milwaukee to do Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live, while Mark attempts a family outing with the new bambino and has to battle a hobo on the train! Joe has a great homecoming at Grove 34 in Astoria judging a roast battle that reinvigorates the man, and Mark closes the show with a BIIIIIIIG apology! It's Tuesdays!
Ku Klux Klam
Markus heads out to Minneapolis to do an arena with Shane Gillis to do comedy IN THE ROUND like the Shakespearean comic that he is! Andrew Schulz is in town doing his special and all the boys are partying! Joe’s going down to Key West with Louis CK, and gets paired up with a chatty nightmare on the way to Florida! Then - a stomach bug attacks! It’s Tuesdays!!
Elmo is Urkel!
We are IN IT, everybody! Mark is living with his parents for TEN DAYS! Joe goes to see Little Women and is blown away with the lead - who's related to him! Mark does a set at a supper club, gets offered a hook up - and then hits up the club for a Valentine's Day dinner, 24 hours before the big day! It's Tuesdays!
Spite Bit
Whoa! Joe heads to Montreal and finds about the magic of a nuru massage! Mark encounters a lunatic at a coffee shop and gets into some verbal fisticuffs! Plus, the story of Doug Stanhope’s renegade comedy festival! It’s Tuesdays!
Or Forever Hold Your Queef
It's an all-time Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen! Joe has a fight at the movies and Mark's dad has a fight at the movies! Joe gets obsessed with an Asian 9/11 Memorial tour guide, and gets into the WEEDS on his new weekly stand-up show, which has appearances from Louis CK, Raanan Hershberg, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon and more! It's Tuesdays!
Chili's Babyback Gibbs
Joe has an INSANE baggage mix up where his luggage ends up across the country! Mark becomes best pals with an ALL-TIME KOOK on the train! And finally - Joe List makes a surprising career choice for the future!! It's Tuesdays!!
Octojew
Alright it's here, ladies and gentlemen - the story of Baby Normand being born!! Also, Mark's car gets broken into and it turned into a hobo nest, and Joe has a pornographic experience where his disturbing preferences are exposed. Congratulations, it's a Tuesdays!!
Emotional Denial
Heyyyy folks! We're hitting the ground RUNNING this week - Mark comes up with a genius idea for Uber! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc in Massachusetts and has an emotional experience! Mark parties in Phoenix with Sal Vulcano and Rick Glassman before heading to Austin to do Protect Our Parks and Kill Tony! It's Tuesdays!
He Looked Saxy
We’re back in Mark’s basement and we’re rocking so hard that stuff is falling off the walls, ladies and gentlemen!! Joe heads to Austin and does a killer show before rolling over to Kill Tony with Luis J Gomez! But on the way - insane plane ride with a nightmare sickness for baby List! Marks heads to Massachusetts and does a show with Douglas Key - and then tries to smuggle a Pirate Chest on an airline! Finally - Mark is accosted by a (possible?) member of Phish! It’s Tuesdays!
Three Bs and a Pod
We’re doing Tuesdays at the Normand compound for the very first time and we are POPPIN’ folks! We're talking movie boobs, baby hand-me-downs, and Joe’s nightmare travel day getting to Mark’s new place! Normando is getting INTO it about the Netflix Roast of 2024, where old Markus and Sam Morril are doing material together! They run around LA and come across Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Adam Ray, John Stamos and more! It’s Tuesdays!
The Prodigal Sam
We are BACK in Joe’s apartment! Mark is back from Nashville and the roast of the Jellyroll with Whitney Cummings, Bert Kreischer, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adam Ray, Kid Rock and more - but Mark has a panic attack onstage! Meanwhile Joe wants to spread his norovirus around the New York comedy scene so he throws a party with Matt Wayne, Jason Kanter, Stavros, Louis CK and more! Mark heads out to LA for Netflix’s Roast of 2024 with Tim Dillon, Sam Morril and more! Joe starts his new monthly show at Sesh with Ian Lara, Luis J Gomez, and most of the norovirus party gang! It’s Tuesdays!