2024 Episodes
See all Tuesdays with Stories episodes from 2024.
Squishy Chick
Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen - Papa Joe has the norovirus! Mark heads to Austin to do Protect Our Parks while Joe does the Regz' Christmas Show live in NYC! Joe heads to San Francisco and get pulled onto - and then has to jump OFF of - (Adam Ray as) Dr. Phil Live!
Cyber Cuck feat. Brendan Sagalow
We're hitting the Road, jack! Mark and Joe are heading to the Comedy Dojo in NJ with Chuck and Brendan Sagalow in tow! We're talking bad sex, we're talking crying in front of other people, and we're talking crowd work. It's Tuesdays!!!
The Brown Bomber
It’s December and the boys are FLIPPING for Christmas baby!! They’re psyched up for the holidays and our apparel is GAY! Joe and Mark talk about historic fights they love. Joe gets into a historic BOMB that he had on a Tuesday night! Wow! He’s blown! Mark has a similar stinker with a fat dating app joke! The boys are getting loopy and kooky baby!
Take a Panty, Leave a Panty
We’re recording at Gotham!!! We’re migrants and we’re looking for a home! Joe suffers the ramifications of receiving favors - having to repay the favors!! The Listicle has to walk Kerryn Feehan’s dog! Is he attacked or does he come out a dog lover? Mark heads to CT and plays Stand Up Roulette! Joe has another screening of the Tom Dustin doc - and they take a HUGE step!! We’re moving baby!!!
Earth, Wind, & Farter
Joe officiates his SECOND wedding in recent memory and then MURDERS at Town Hall the same weekend! Mark goes to Chicago and meets the big man - LD, Frank Costanza’s lawyer - Larry David!!!
Stabby Stabsalot
This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends over a thousand dollars on pizza at the Bodega Cat release party, and Joe films a new short film with a hilarious character! It's Tuesdays!
Broke Hack Mountain
Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!
Daisy Boy Smith
Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimlessly in Brooklyn while Mark is stranded in Connecticut! Can Matt Ruby save the day? Find out ONLY on this week's Tuesdays!!
It Takes Two to Mango
Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays!
Blew Montana
The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!!
Rudd the Room
Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!!
White Trash Lounge
The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one!
Fortune Favors the Gay
Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more!
Mark's Sh*t-tastrophe!
Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!!
Xenophobic Princess Warrior
Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays!
Englebert Humperdunk
Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays!
Yelp Me Rhonda
Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays!
Jet Blue Balls
Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at New York Comedy Club w/ Ari Shaffir
Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays!
Mouse vs. Roach
We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays!
Beauty Mark Normand
Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays!
Homo Way
It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo!
Corky Pig
Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!!
Ups and Downs Syndrome
Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays!
Hackman
Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem.
Eat Magoo
The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
Cassius Cliche
The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays!
Cotton Eyed Joe
Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays!
Live at The Comedy Store w/ Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, & Kerryn Feehan
Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones! Sign up for Patreon to get the extended version of this podcast with 30+ more minutes!
Mental AIDS
It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up and he's running back and forth to forgotten spots all night long. Joe's working out new stuff as Steven Wright stops by to drop some compliments! Mark goes to Fort Wayne, leaves some important items in the airport, and a lovely lady saves the day!! It's Tuesdays!
Chip n' Dill
It's Tuesday and Joe is in a PICKLE, ladies and gentlemen! Mark's got some Canadian shows with Andrew Youngblood. Does Mark end up on a seaplane from Disney's Tailspin? The boys deal with a NEW office neighbor and they may be in more hot water than ever! Mark does a gig with Salacuse in tow, and Salacuse CAN'T hack it!! It's Tuesdays!
The Netflix Is a Joke Fest Recap!
Markus and Joseph are BACK from the Netflix Is a Joke Festival! An insane week of comedy with every big cheese in the dairy section!!! And we're spilling ALL the tea! Mark heads to New Orleans to see the Rolling Stones and gets weird on mushrooms! What happens when Joe gets an invite from Shane Gillis to go to the Roast of Tom Brady, and Joe has a previous engagement? Does he bail?! Brady! Belichick! It's Tuesdays!
Mark Normand vs. Guy Fieri
The sun is shining in NYC and the boys are back in the saddle! Joe's in the hot seat with some new traffic inventions! Mark's on Legion of Skanks and the nose candy is flowing! Joe does his yearly firehouse show in MA as Mark annoys a famous foodie! It's Tuesdays!
Schwimmer's Ear
The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one of his jokes, and Joe deals with a phlegm-covered audience member! It's Tuesdays!
Mark Snaps! Joe Almost Dies!
Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's Tuesdays!
The Boys Get Rooked!
Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrity on the way to the pod, and things were NOT pretty. Also the List family lives through an earthquake and hightails it to a farm! It's Tuesdays!
Mark's Fall From Graceland
Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The twin terrors hit Graceland! From there, Normando hits Little Rock! Joe continues his war on warts! It's Tuesdays!
You Down with P.O.P.?
Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect Our Parks. Finally, Joe gets sidled and Mark gets doored!
Four Stories and Seven Years Ago
Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays!
Live at Gramercy w Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, Jim Norton, Mark Normand, Joe List + More!
Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, and Jim Norton to kick it back and forth onstage about getting taken advantage of, gloryholes, and milking tables!
Feel Daddy
It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays!
Put It In My Foxhole
Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! Come on out! Mark flies American and Joe is disgusted. 80's bands, fitness classes, and text tones! It's Tuesdays!
Skirt Cobain
Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO about the homos at the Superbowl! Mark is in San Antonio, and the Texas boys mosey back to NY to dish! It’s Tuesdays!
Lil' Realm
Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors!
Stop the Steal
It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays!
Gaza Strip Mall
It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more!
Marquee Normand
We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, and Joe gets screwed by Delta!! It's Tuesdays!
Nikki Blazer
It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!
The Gringo Ate Your Baby
We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays!
How the Flinch Stole Christmas
This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook! Joe's wart makes an icy return to the show, and he suspects an ex-dentist of dental shenanigans. He heads to a corporate gig with Matt Wayne and eats ... steak (among other things).
Grant's Fume
Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays!