2023 Episodes
See all Tuesdays with Stories episodes from 2023.
Dustpan Diamond
We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a little touch of etymology, the classic books, and more! Joe doubles down on the power of pep rallies, and the boys pontificate about the meaning of life, love, and jizz.
You Zee?
Boy oh man oh howdy! Winter has come to Tuesdays with Stories, and Mark is dealing with no HEAT in his building! Joe has some strong feelings about laundry and he's on the edge about a leaf blower lady in Queens! Mark heads over to Santa Rosa for some shows, and Joe's holding down the fort at Grove 34 with Raanan Hershberg, Sarah Tollemache, Andrew Schiavone and Kerryn Feehan! It's Tuesdays!
Cacklebox
We're talking "gulfs," folks! The pod is becoming a guide to oceanic landmasses! Joe travels for ThanksG and he's shocked to hear a young man trash talk pep rallies! Mark has another one of his patented travel SNAFUs on the way to Alabama, and plays a dangerous game of "hidden identity" with a thrift store employee! It's Tuesdays!
Steam Boat Willie
We're in the studio and Joe is getting HPV - on his foot, folks! Joe talks about the removal process, Mark heads to Hartford and Concord for some kooky times, and finally Joe heads to DC with old Matt Wayne and Umar Khan! We're working it everybody, it's Tuesdays!
D.W.A.
The boys are back in saddle, recording from Papa Joe's basement in Astoria! We're talkin' Mark at Carnegie Hall, Salacuse bringing his Kramer-like tendencies to the forefront in MULTIPLE situations, and finally the story you've been waiting for - baby List makes his Tuesdays' debut!
Kuwait a Minute
It’s Tuesdays, and Papa Joe is 24 hours from the big day: baby List is almost here! But there’s on complication: Joseph has got the olllllld covid. Joe powers through the sinus attack to fulfill his podcasting duties and as Mark throws caution to the wind and tells the tale of a young woman who has a suggestion for his act. Mark also heads go Portland and Providence for some of those sweet laughs, and the countdown to Daddy-town for Joe is ON! It’s Tuesdays!
Lev'd You Hanging
Mark has a fight with tesla chargers. He brings his travel woahs into the 21st century! The guys hate daylight savings time. List goes to Seattle to hang with Nate Bargatze, Sam Morril, Eddie Vedder and Adam Sandler. No biggie.
Thaw in Your Crown
We're BACK, baby! Mark heads down to Soul Joel's and solves a racial joke issue with a warm Indian friend! Joe produces his wife, Sarah Tollemache's special taping at Grove 34 as their baby is nearly here! And finally - Mark goes to a gay doctor and gives him a peek-aroo! It's Tuesdays!
Meryl Steep
We're back in the studio and we're wrapping up Mark's European tour everybody! Liverpool, Scotland, Birmingham - we're globetrotting! Plus Joe moves his niece to NY with a tear in his eye, goes to see the Cubbies, and spends some time goofing around with Jeff Garlin! It's Tuesdays!
Gramercy Live 3 feat. Kevin Ryan, H.Foley, Joe List, Mark Normand + more!
Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan and joins forces with Are You Garbage! Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Ian Lara and Lev Fer join Mark Normand and Joe Party to rock the mics!
Shishito!
It’s Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-ha-ha. Mark’s back from Europe and he’s banging the lady at a sex club in Amsterdam while other patrons attempt to get a turn! It’s Tuesdays!!
Bogan's Heroes
It’s a HOT Tuesdays coming at you from Skankfest! We’re talking cigars parties, Darosa exploits, Luis J Gomez being the mayor for a few days, and NONSTOP comedy ladies and gentlemen! It’s Tuesdays!!
Fat Blacklisted
Mark goes to Martha's Vineyard, takes shrooms, freaks out, and is forced to fly off the island on a mousetrap in the sky. Does he make it back to the Big Apple??? Joe goes to Matt Wayne's film premiere and sees a wealth of old pals! Mark heads to LA for a kooky Netflix event with Jeff Dunham, Bert Kreischer, and more! It's Tuesdays!
Live in Philly with Joe DeRosa + Umar Khan
It's supposed to be cheesy - the boys are in Philly and they are joined LIVE onstage by Umar Khan and Joe DeRosa! They talk: STDs, bad sexual decisions, and trusting Papa Joe to test narcotics! It's Tuesdays!
The Dish Machine
Tuesdays with Stories proudly presents "The Tale of the Airpod Fiasco." Prepare the edge of your seats, ladies and gentlemen.
Clonan O'Brien
The boys are heading to Philly and we're recording on the road baby! We're talking: a new home for Joe in NJ, Joe's new special getting demonetized by YouTube, lots of driving criticism directed towards Chuck, some diarrhea diaries, and the origin of the Tuesdays artwork!
Ether Evil
Joe's special has been released and we're flyin' high on the big night! The guys talk about the outpouring of love, and his celebratory pizza that got delivered folded completely in half! Mark picks a safe word for his security team that goes awry and ends up with a taser being buzzed at his show! It's Tuesday!
Mr. Nomad
The kings of comedy argue about how offensive vikings are this week, folks! They're on the cutting edge! We live in sensitive times! Mark heads out to LA and does pods 24/7. Joe comes face to face with a chatty Cathy in Providence, then traipses up to Portland and sees a motorcycle live on the highway. The queefs are traumatized! It's Tuesdays!
Salad Goose
It's a kooky week everybody! Joe drops in at Shane Gillis' show at Grove 34 and the boys go deep into the Gillis-verse for a minute! Then, Mark has an elderly Jamaican lady back to his apartment for some poking and prodding, and Joe's Lyft is in a vehicular incident in LA! It's Tuesdays!
Walker Texas Ranger
It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wallets, electric vehicles, moving recliners - this story's got EVERYTHING! THEN Joe heads to Vegas to do a clean set at a dentist corporate! It's Tuesday!
Temple of Zoom
The boys are globetrotting! Joe goes to L.A. - hitting up Andrew Santino's podcast and basking in that California sun. Mark goes to Just For Laughs in Montreal and spends some time with sweet sweet Sam Morill, Dan Soder, Brad Williams, Tom Papa and more! Other topics include: snorkels! It's Tuesday baby!
Huge DOS
Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a young man vomit! Happy Tuesday!!
Gramercy 2: Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, Kerryn Feehan, Joe List & Mark Normand
Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, and Kerryn Feehan to shuck and jive onstage about prostate health, roasts of the past, and fancy methods of self-pleasure! Directed by Chuck Staton
Give Her the Boot Canal
It's almost the fourth and the gays are marching! Joe's documentary about Tom Dustin is moving along! Mark gets into New Zealand tales! Joe accepts a comedy award in Boston! It's Tuesdays!
Red White and Goo
Mark's back from Australia - but before that we gotta talk Wayne's World 2 everybody! Mark is back from the other side of the equator and he's got stories galore! Cocaine discoveries, getting removed from airplane exit rows, and all the splendor and beauty that comes with being down under!
Soup and Suds
It's a kooky week here in the Tuesdays studio everybody. We're talking baseball, we're talking Youtube's insane dominance and we get into the shows that they boys have conceptualized and pitched over the years. We're pulling back the curtain baby!
Re-Sharted
Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack!
Elmo Fudge
Mark goes to Toronto, does a corporate, we talk houseboats and 401Ks... WHO AM I KIDDING? WE DROP A BOMBSHELL IN THIS EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOTHING MATTERS BESIDES THE REVELATION WITHIN!!!
Lucille Ballroom
Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay" t-shirts! Make forgets his passport! It's Tuesdays!!
Termophobe
Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!
The Juice is Loose
The boys are back and we're DIVING into ... the O.J. trial! Only two boys can solve this puppy and their names are Mark Normand and Joe List! We're dealing with stream room blind men, and we're shaking in our boots about A.I.! Beau is Afraid!!
Rub-a-Dub-Nub
Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks! As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook in fisticuffs, and Joe rocks it at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! It's Tuesdays!
Latin Ex
Joe rushes in from doing Kerryn Feehan's pod! Mark comes from a crazy Sheath underwear shoot where he tangled with a classic New York kook! Joe is HOT off his headlining gig at the Wilbur in Boston and we're gettin' nuts, people!
Tiny Bush
500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow! Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!!
12 Angry Anals
The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported! Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a weekend... and pulls a Normand!
James Head
Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the show. Mark is back from Perrysburg, Ohio! How did it go? Spoiler alert: Not great! Ups and downs, ladies and gentlemen! It's what life is all about!
St. Fatty's Day
The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was it a smart choice to tape his special on St. Patrick's Day? Joe is back from the Comedy Dojo, and he came back to NY for a world-class hang with his #3 best bud Henry Phillips. He heads to a rock show and gets a hookup from a Tuesgay to meet the band - but does it go south?! Questions are answered on this week's Tuesdays! And check out the comic we talk about on the show, Keegan Tindall @keegantindall!
Bicepsual
Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good! Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to blow the surprise so let's just call him Serry Jeinfeld. It's happening, baby - and we get the reeeeal dirt, as opposed to the little tease that we talked about at the live show. After the comedy high, Mark has a vehicular low when his classic car starts giving him a fewwwwww speedbumps. Then he meets a fan as the fan is getting arrested for being a little ... punchy. Finally, Joe gets into his special taping at the Village Underground - what went wrong, what went right? We're getting INTO IT! It's Tuesdays!
Live at the Gramercy Theatre w Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano + Ari Shaffir
Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen.
Pickle Park
The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood, hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction!
B.O.-a Constrictor
The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!
Mark Goes to the Superbowl (Doctor Vouchee)
Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits ... with Guy Fieri!!!
Brad Pitt Boss
We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and gentlemen!
Diddles and Bits
We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays!
Joe-nasium
It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!!
Cod Couple
Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!