2022 Episodes
See all Tuesdays with Stories episodes from 2022.
Downwind Hog
The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks!
Poop Pressure
Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen. Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays!
Wedding the Bed
The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man.
Griddle Me This
It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky. Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Mannis, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly and does a show with David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast!
Deep Waters with Ari Shaffir - Pt. 1
Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys! Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays.
Kook Deville
The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about meeting Parker Posey. The guys talk about the women they find hottest. You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut! The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks!
Orlando Calrissian
The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!
Moz-fart
Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom!
Shanks for the Memories
The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger! We're covering what matters, folks!!
Tractor Trailer Timmy
Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!!
Warped Wharf
It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task. Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys. It's Tuesdays, baby!!
Bobcat Goal Weight
We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!!
Mark's Bachelor Party
We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a trainwreck in paradise!!
Tard and Feathered
Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!!
Slog Cabin
Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler!
Khaki Cooze
After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is.
Cab Stab
It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart.
Chuck Suit
Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!!
Why So Syria?
It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!!
Off the Saus'
Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks!
Buttox
Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back in the saddle! Joe reminisces about missed opportunities as Mark gets bullied on a plane to Huntsville. Joe experiences an emergency mid-flight and hears a sentence he'd never thought he'd experience in real life. Finally, Joe has possibly the best set of his life at the Cellar and reunites with Nate Bargatze at the Beacon! It's a wild week!!
Bob Swag-It
Wooooooo! Joe continues to push and prod Mark about moving to Astoria as Mark recounts his time at Netflix is a Joke Fest - performing at the Greek with Bert Kreischer, going to Dave Chappelle's afterparty, and running in late to his headlining set at the Paramount!
Spade! Damon! Garfield!
It's a hot, hot ep as Mark and Joe recap their performance for Matt Damon! Joe's new special "This Year's Material" is released on Youtube and he talks about his watch party, as Mark encounters one bad hombre! Finally, Mark gets an heartwarming DM from David Spade!
Bad Thread Read
Heyooo, we're back baby as Mark gets charmed by a handsome real estate agent, Joe sees a guy blow up at some gals at a show, and the guys reminisce about their first gig together in Sacramento. Check it out!
Fung Wah Gold
We're back baby and talking about Mark's unimpressive Delta status, why we're not looking at Tik Tok, our new idea for 'Lil' Gays', and Joe finally gets into his topsy turvy way of finding out he had COVID. Check it out!