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Whore-nado
It’s a kooky one folks! We’re talking monster trucks, garbage ladies, and celebrity alcohols. Plus Joe gets a depressing, complete stop to his show when an audience member drops a bomb on him! It’s Tuesdays
Fart In My Mouth and Call It a Love Story
Mark goes to Nashville with Shane Gillis and runs into Luis J Gomez! Then he heads over to see Aladdin on Broadway, disappears and goes to hang with William H. Macy! Joe narrowly avoids a shiv and gives up a sick addiction! It’s Tuesdays!
Rachel Profiling
Joe gets a monstrous smoky gift from a pal! The boys get a visit from city officials live during the show, and the Listicle gets a soaking bed! It’s Tuesdays!
Super Flu Jimmy Snuka
Mark gets the super flu! Then Normado gets pressured into an automobile hygiene fix before giving an inappropriate pep talk to a hockey team! It’s Tuesdays!
Show Me Your Tilts
Mark’s sick!! Yet he still sees a little stick-and-puck, runs into a (semi) celebrity, and ends up on the ice! Joseph sees a live fail video in real life! And it’s a 10 out of 10 fail, ladies and gentlemen! Then he sees another catastrophe at hot yoga! It’s Tuesdays!
Lilo and Glitch
Joe has a spell, heads to Florida and gets a train ticket to puke town! The Listman ends up with a diagnosis he never could have expected!!! Mark misses out on a rawbar gift! Then Normando heads to the Lil’ Rhody Laugh Riot festival and does comedy on a bus! It’s Tuesdays!
Couch Dracula
Mark is on a HELLACIOUS press tour! Joe "accidentally" puts Greg the cat in jeopardy! It's Tuesdays!
Meat and Greet
Mark goes on Late Night with Seth Meyers! Oscars’ standards! Joe gets betrayed by McDonald’s - or does he??? Mark gets caught stealing! It’s Tuesdays!
So Fresh and So Spleen
Mark pushes an admission out of the suits! Joe mistakes a woman’s identity for the first time in his So-Called life! Joe and Mark have a debate for the ages and almost come to blows! It’s Tuesdays!
So Fresh and So Spleen
Joe’s moving to Austin! The QUESO baby!! The boys talk movies! Mark has fun in ollllld Indy. Joe talks the new Skankfest doc! It’s Tuesdays!
Impulse Bi
Joe has a great weekend in Virginia Beach and bumps into a very special person, and a kooky drunk fan with a faulty memory! Mark and has Native American connections! It's Tuesdays!
Wrong Information
Joe goes to Austin and plays tennis with a champion! Mark hits Club Shay Shay. Joe stands up to an airport employee! It's Tuesdays!
Abraham LinkedIn
Mark’s parents completely miss the big gesture! Joe becomes a gay tourist with Matt Wayne and gets propositioned from a promiscuous elderly bag! Mark wants to go nuts with the promo! It’s Tuesdays!
Mail Manager
We're talking Joe and Friends' new Epstein comedy special! Mark heads to Texas and escapes Jack Frost! Plus, the guys have a few friends that are squaring up and scrapping, and baby List is jumping in the pool! It's Tuesdays!
Couch Dracula
Joe tries his hand with a casino kook! Mark gets fast and furious on the way to the Stress Factory! It's Tuesdays!
Black Pleasantville
Mark goes to MSG to see Shane Gillis - and makes it backstage with a mistaken identity! The boys are trudging through the snow as they travel around the country - it’s hell! Joe meets a kook at the meet and greet. Mark comes up with a race relations theory! It’s Tuesdays!
Dust Him Off, Man
Mark starts doing afternoon comedy shows and tries to do late night pods! Joe makes a big announcement about Skankfest 2026! Joe goes to Vegas with Luke Mones and comes back as Daddy Warbucks! It’s Tuesdays!
Bob Gnarly
Mark’s pilot is in the audience! Joe gets a confrontational yoga instructor and his son does a perfect comedy bit! It’s Tuesdays!
Statuotory Vape
Mark goes to sunny Miami and gets an eyeful of hobo on the way! Joe experiences art of the homosexual persuasion. Mark has an ALL-TIME bathroom issue that lasts for - weeks!!! It's Tuesdays!
Icky Mantle
Joe's buying a sex toy and buying MORE sex toys when the first one doesn't work! Mark does the final Dr. Phil show with an A-list actress! Joe has an rude Aruba dude in the crowd! Mark doesn't make the thumbnail! It's Tuesdays!
Ken-Chucky
Mark’s back from a couple weeks with the Gill-man, Shane Gillis! Then the boys spend some time worshipping Anne Hathaway for her cinematic choices. Joe gets offered an illicit drug and is almost forced into a foursome! Then deals with the big old Norovirus! It’s Tuesdays!
Double O Semen
Mark’s family comes to town for two weeks! Joe has his traditional pizza Thanksgiving - and hits the jackpot! Mark pods with the King of Comedy! Joe raises money for the old firehouse! It’s Tuesdays!
Black Leznar
Mark has a double AirPod issue! Joe (and the crowd) versus a heckler in DC! Mark the mogul starts ANOTHER new venture! It’s Tuesdays!
Puerto Rican Fattlesnake
We’re talking SKANKFEST baby!! The ups and downs - the skanks!! Joe steps out on Schtick or Treat, and Mark does a show in a sauna! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at Skankfest 2025
Brad Williams, Luis J Gomez, Joe Derosa, and Greg Fitzsimmons join the boys LIVE at Skankfest 2025 for a zing-fest that you won't believe! It's Tuesdays!
Hob Nobblin'
Joe has a spicy crotch on the road! Dr. Normand performs an allergy test! Mark goes to kiss babies and press the flesh in NOLA! Joe has a Ghostbustin’ Halloween! It’s Tuesdays!
Monica Pooinski
Joe comes in hot with sh*t pants! Mark runs into the ultimate pal at Gotham! Joe has a first class ruiner! Mark a sock j*zztastrophe! It’s Tuesdays!
A Wink From a Twink
Joe continues his possibly gay cleaner story! Mark heads to Helsinki! Joe has a beef lasagna debacle! Joe turns into a bus driver to Cape Canaveral and has an altercation with a crane, then hits the Turner Classic Movies cruise! It’s Tuesdays!
Saga Genesis
Joe has a new gay housecleaner! Mark starts a new business venture! Mark gets into a toll both jam and then has the best set of his life! Joe has an electric emergency in L.A.! It’s Tuesdays!
Stinky Pies
Mark goes to Boulder, CO to shoot his new special! THEN he gets a call from a mainstream director who wants him to watch his movie.. or does he? Joe has a stogey and upsets a neighbor. It's Tuesdays!
Dern's Done
Mark and Joe give the finger to the finger! Mark runs into one Jimmy Kimmel and says EXACTLY the right thing! Joe sees a SHARK CATCH in MANHATTAN! It’s Tuesdays!
Male Man
Mark has a hard time in Huntsville and Hattiesburg! Joe goes to see Vampire Weekend starring… Isabel Hagen! It’s Tuesdays!
Great Bulge of Fuego
Joe has a biiiiig hang with one Nate Bargatze! Mark goes to Nova Scotia! Joe has a cringe memory with an old flame! It's Tuesdays!
Nelly Frittata
Mark has a nightmare flight with a blobby seat neighbor! Joe heads to the Mothership and kills so laugh that he knocks a lunatic out of his seat! Mark heads to Cleveland and gives Dave Chappelle a text - but double books himself yet again! It’s Tuesdays!
Suge and Vanilla
Joe meets a grifter artist. Mark heads to Texas and Salacuse can NOT HANG. Joe goes to the US Open, sees a disastrous mistake AND a severe case of seat stealers. It’s Tuesdays!
Omahoma
Mark gets chased by Ms. Pat in Vegas! Joe goes to Nebraska where he miraculously isn’t attracted to any women! The boys rail against Hooters and share tales of Mark’s brother, the trivia champion! It's Tuesdays!
Soder Arabia
Ubers stink! Mark does Kill Tony at Madison Square Garden for Netflix! Joe gets into his first bike accident and barely survives the ordeal! Joe has a fart attack. Mark gets accosted on a train by a disbeliever and gives him a taste of his own medicine! It’s Tuesdays!
Sohobo
Joe gets into a bike fight! Mark has a mushroom mishap! Joe goes to see Dave Matthews Band and gets into ANOTHER confrontation*! It's Tuesdays!
Lesbaru
Joe spends FIVE WEEKS in his beautiful home stomping grounds, New England! Then he confronts rude Zoomer in public! Then runs into what some people consider a celebrity! Mark gets a call about a home invader in his new place! It’s Tuesdays!
Sanp, Crackle, Pop Warner
We’re BACK from the break with a brand new ep, and we got stories up the wazoo! Salacuse intrudes on Joe’s life and they have a gay old time. Then Joe has the kook and bike experience of a lifetime. Mark has an airplane fiasco and a baby sh*t covered arm on the way to beautiful New England! The weather is hell, the travel is hell, the life is hell - it’s Tuesdays!!
Q and Anal
Welp folks, you wanted to interact with the queen queefs and today, we make it happen. Q and Anal is a show we do on the Patreon where the gays get to ask questions and get answers from the horses' mouths. This is technically Q and Anal #38, and the previous 37 episodes are on the Tuesdays with Stories patreon! If you enjoy it, join up! patreon.com/tuesdays.
Tokyo Driftwood
We’re jibbing and jiving folks! We’re jumping topic-to-topic like Jack Flash! Joe gets into a fight with a toddler! And then… Joe gets into a fight with a ten year old! It’s a child-fighting Tuesdays!
Nobody Beats the Gill
Joe deals with an airplane stickler and has a biiiiiig donut confrontation! Mark goes to Oregon as well as San Jose - and then hits us all with an ice cream conspiracy! It’s Tuesdays!
Iran Bennington
Joe goes to see Dr. Dog and feels like an L7 weenie! Mark goes to Green Bay - and gets hit with a broken AC and has a 60-second layover! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at Grove 34!
Joseph and Markus are BACK with a new live episode! And we listened to everyone's feedback - this one is JUST Mark and Joe, with an extra long episode in an intimate setting. Check out the drive to Grove, the backstage antics, and some riffs from the boys separately before the show at patreon.com. It's Tuesdays!
Super Mark E.O.
Ari Shaffir gives Mark a hot tub - but the whole idea fizzles out when Normando tries to hop in, while Ari hightails it across the globe! Mark also heads to Burlington with Anthony Devito and links up with Ryan Hamilton.
Gee, You Knit?
Mark tells the twisted story behind the cancelled Rochester show! Joe’s special comes out and goes GANGBUSTERS! Plus the two queef queens do Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil show! It’s Tuesdays!
Bonnie Blueballs
Joe gets hooked up for a baseball game, but catches a last minute curveball about the agreement! Joe also runs into a codeswitcher at a TGI Friday’s. It’s Tuesdays!
Pooey-ville Slugger
An Uber driver abducts marks baby! Mark goes to a wedding, jumps back into his mushroom addiction, and deals with a vomit comet! It’s Tuesdays!
Riceland
Joe angers a seat neighbor! Mark heads to Iceland, Manchester, Birmingham, Cardiff, Bristol, London, Wales Scotland and Ireland! Mark goes to a natural steam lagoon and more stories are bubbling up!
You Steep What You Sew
Amateur gynecologists Dr. List and Nurse Normand open the show with an informational talk about the vaginal experience. Joe goes to Cleveland and runs into… someone he never thought he’d seen in his life again! It’s Tuesdays!
New Tariff in Town
Dirty Stories! Too dirty to write in the description. Trust me.
Idiot Room
Mark goes to Ithaca with Raj Belani and, as always, the Tesla bites him in the d*ck! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc with Salacuse in the Q&A chair! Check out the dates for Tom Dustin: Portrait of a Comedian at https://punchup.live/tomdustindoc! It's Tuesdays!
Squirt and Ernie
We’re talking LADIES… ladies and gentlemen. Mark heads to Asheville, Bristol, and does Ari Shaffir’s Renamed Storyteller Show. Joe sells out the Wilbur again, and gets into a dust up at the crosswalk! It’s Tuesdays!!!
Cult 45
We’re attacking the celluloid with this one and getting into plot holes, baby!! Mark oversleeps in Napa Valley, but the main event is Joe getting into the nitty gritty of his new special! Behind the scenes on The Truth spitting the truth! It’s Tuesdays!
Narc Normand
After a life-changing phone call ruins the original recording, Markus and Jojo are back in the saddle to talk about Mark’s lies continuing going to the home of one Mr. Kid Rock with Tony Hinchcliffe!
Narc Normand
We’re talking popcorn, pizza and peanuts baby!! Mark heads down to the Bahamas with the new baby and gets sun kissed. Joe is in Pompano Beach for the wedding of Mike Vecchione and Katie Hannigan, along with Dan Soder, Big Jay, Ari and more! He get peer pressured into telling a joke and upsets fellow guests! It’s Tuesdays!
Shoot on Auto
Joe kicks comedy to the curb an afternoon when he becomes a photography assistant! Mark is forced to censor his set in Reno! It’s Tuesdays!
Folksy Jokesy
Mark is witness to an underaged planned fistfight film shoot on his stoop! Joe's acting career is blooming (unrelated)! Mark goes on Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live with Andrew Santino and Chevy Chase! It's Tuesdays!
Joe List: Throat Goat
Papa Joe's voice is blown! But the boys still manage to compare Ace Ventura and Confucius, talk about Joe's boot-scootin' time in Nashville, and still have time for Mark to blow Salacuse! It's Tuesdays!
E.T. Phone Homo
Joe heads to Milwaukee to do Adam Ray's Dr. Phil Live, while Mark attempts a family outing with the new bambino and has to battle a hobo on the train! Joe has a great homecoming at Grove 34 in Astoria judging a roast battle that reinvigorates the man, and Mark closes the show with a BIIIIIIIG apology! It's Tuesdays!
Ku Klux Klam
Markus heads out to Minneapolis to do an arena with Shane Gillis to do comedy IN THE ROUND like the Shakespearean comic that he is! Andrew Schulz is in town doing his special and all the boys are partying! Joe’s going down to Key West with Louis CK, and gets paired up with a chatty nightmare on the way to Florida! Then - a stomach bug attacks! It’s Tuesdays!!
Elmo is Urkel!
We are IN IT, everybody! Mark is living with his parents for TEN DAYS! Joe goes to see Little Women and is blown away with the lead - who's related to him! Mark does a set at a supper club, gets offered a hook up - and then hits up the club for a Valentine's Day dinner, 24 hours before the big day! It's Tuesdays!
Spite Bit
Whoa! Joe heads to Montreal and finds about the magic of a nuru massage! Mark encounters a lunatic at a coffee shop and gets into some verbal fisticuffs! Plus, the story of Doug Stanhope’s renegade comedy festival! It’s Tuesdays!
Or Forever Hold Your Queef
It's an all-time Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen! Joe has a fight at the movies and Mark's dad has a fight at the movies! Joe gets obsessed with an Asian 9/11 Memorial tour guide, and gets into the WEEDS on his new weekly stand-up show, which has appearances from Louis CK, Raanan Hershberg, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon and more! It's Tuesdays!
Chili's Babyback Gibbs
Joe has an INSANE baggage mix up where his luggage ends up across the country! Mark becomes best pals with an ALL-TIME KOOK on the train! And finally - Joe List makes a surprising career choice for the future!! It's Tuesdays!!
Octojew
Alright it's here, ladies and gentlemen - the story of Baby Normand being born!! Also, Mark's car gets broken into and it turned into a hobo nest, and Joe has a pornographic experience where his disturbing preferences are exposed. Congratulations, it's a Tuesdays!!
Emotional Denial
Heyyyy folks! We're hitting the ground RUNNING this week - Mark comes up with a genius idea for Uber! Joe premieres his Tom Dustin doc in Massachusetts and has an emotional experience! Mark parties in Phoenix with Sal Vulcano and Rick Glassman before heading to Austin to do Protect Our Parks and Kill Tony! It's Tuesdays!
He Looked Saxy
We’re back in Mark’s basement and we’re rocking so hard that stuff is falling off the walls, ladies and gentlemen!! Joe heads to Austin and does a killer show before rolling over to Kill Tony with Luis J Gomez! But on the way - insane plane ride with a nightmare sickness for baby List! Marks heads to Massachusetts and does a show with Douglas Key - and then tries to smuggle a Pirate Chest on an airline! Finally - Mark is accosted by a (possible?) member of Phish! It’s Tuesdays!
Three Bs and a Pod
We’re doing Tuesdays at the Normand compound for the very first time and we are POPPIN’ folks! We're talking movie boobs, baby hand-me-downs, and Joe’s nightmare travel day getting to Mark’s new place! Normando is getting INTO it about the Netflix Roast of 2024, where old Markus and Sam Morril are doing material together! They run around LA and come across Dane Cook, Dave Attell, Adam Ray, John Stamos and more! It’s Tuesdays!
The Prodigal Sam
We are BACK in Joe’s apartment! Mark is back from Nashville and the roast of the Jellyroll with Whitney Cummings, Bert Kreischer, Big Jay Oakerson, Tony Hinchcliffe, Adam Ray, Kid Rock and more - but Mark has a panic attack onstage! Meanwhile Joe wants to spread his norovirus around the New York comedy scene so he throws a party with Matt Wayne, Jason Kanter, Stavros, Louis CK and more! Mark heads out to LA for Netflix’s Roast of 2024 with Tim Dillon, Sam Morril and more! Joe starts his new monthly show at Sesh with Ian Lara, Luis J Gomez, and most of the norovirus party gang! It’s Tuesdays!
Squishy Chick
Oh boy, ladies and gentlemen - Papa Joe has the norovirus! Mark heads to Austin to do Protect Our Parks while Joe does the Regz' Christmas Show live in NYC! Joe heads to San Francisco and get pulled onto - and then has to jump OFF of - (Adam Ray as) Dr. Phil Live!
Cyber Cuck feat. Brendan Sagalow
We're hitting the Road, jack! Mark and Joe are heading to the Comedy Dojo in NJ with Chuck and Brendan Sagalow in tow! We're talking bad sex, we're talking crying in front of other people, and we're talking crowd work. It's Tuesdays!!!
The Brown Bomber
It’s December and the boys are FLIPPING for Christmas baby!! They’re psyched up for the holidays and our apparel is GAY! Joe and Mark talk about historic fights they love. Joe gets into a historic BOMB that he had on a Tuesday night! Wow! He’s blown! Mark has a similar stinker with a fat dating app joke! The boys are getting loopy and kooky baby!
Take a Panty, Leave a Panty
We’re recording at Gotham!!! We’re migrants and we’re looking for a home! Joe suffers the ramifications of receiving favors - having to repay the favors!! The Listicle has to walk Kerryn Feehan’s dog! Is he attacked or does he come out a dog lover? Mark heads to CT and plays Stand Up Roulette! Joe has another screening of the Tom Dustin doc - and they take a HUGE step!! We’re moving baby!!!
Earth, Wind, & Farter
Joe officiates his SECOND wedding in recent memory and then MURDERS at Town Hall the same weekend! Mark goes to Chicago and meets the big man - LD, Frank Costanza’s lawyer - Larry David!!!
Stabby Stabsalot
This episode of Tuesdays starts out with a desperate warning from Joseph to Markus about having child! Joe pitches his own horror movie. Mark spends over a thousand dollars on pizza at the Bodega Cat release party, and Joe films a new short film with a hilarious character! It's Tuesdays!
Broke Hack Mountain
Welp - Joe is in the city and he's missing Astoria, everybody! Joe scoops up Luke Mones - to go record his new special! Mark does SEVEN shows in Cleveland and thinks about buying a gun! It's Tuesdays!
Daisy Boy Smith
Mark's parents stay with him and it makes for an AWKWARD set for old Marcus! Joe SLAMS the Ghostbusters! Mark's parents end up having to wander aimlessly in Brooklyn while Mark is stranded in Connecticut! Can Matt Ruby save the day? Find out ONLY on this week's Tuesdays!!
It Takes Two to Mango
Mark and Joe both moved. The gays are growing up! Mark has a snafu getting back from RI in a Tesla with a blacked out Raj Belani! Joe's Tom Dustin doc premieres and he gets stuck with a hot n' heavy chicken parm! It's Tuesdays!
Blew Montana
The move is here baby! This is THE last day in Joe's apartment in Astoria, and Jojo is losin' it!!! We're talking Toronto, we're talking Matt Wayne, we're talking Kerryn Feehan, and we're talking... a cowgirl disco costume party? It's Tuesdays!!
Rudd the Room
Paul Rudd! Kings of Leon! Richard Kind! Dropkick Murphys! Jude Law! What is this, an Oscar party?! Nope - it's Tuesdays!!!
White Trash Lounge
The boys are back from SKANKFEST and there are tales to tell, baby! Nate Bargatze, Nick Di Paulo, Kerryn Feehan, Luis J Gomez, Dave Attell, Bert Kreischer, Bobby Kelly - the good times don’t step in this ep baby! Including - the Skankfest premiere of Joe’s Tom Dustin doc! You don’t want to miss this one!
Fortune Favors the Gay
Mark becomes a hero on the subway! Joe goes on a hunt for a notary! Joe has a vomit emergency on an airplane on his way to Portland Helium, where Matt Wayne has an outbreak of violence during his set! Mark meets up with Dan Soder and opens for Jim Jeffries, then heads to Vancouver to do a festival with Santino, Theo and more!
Mark's Sh*t-tastrophe!
Nurse List helps young Dayton Bissett with some advice on a twisted ankle! Mark's lonely in Guadalajara! Joe gets accosted at a concert, and Mark has an ALL-TIME sh*t story at Sal Vulcano's party! It's a nightmare and this is Tuesdays!!
Xenophobic Princess Warrior
Oh boy everybody - it's Sam Morril's birthday and Gary Vider is setting up a dream dinner that turns into a NIGHTMARE! Matteo Lane, Ari Shaffir, Raanan Hershberg, Wil Sylvince, Salacuse - all the big dogs are in the kennel, but then the rabies hits ya, and old Normando is stuck with the bill! Then - mostly gay stuff. It's Tuedays!
Englebert Humperdunk
Mark is at the Comedy Store in LA and the car rental is putting a dent in his plans! Joe gets obsessed with drama from other comedy pods! Mark heads to Martha's Vineyard for a drug-fueled boozefest! Then he gets a request from a HERO! Old Normandy turns the tables and starts making demands!!! I’m de Captain now! It's Tuesdays!
Yelp Me Rhonda
Joe heads back to the foot doctor and then gets checked out in the steamroom. Ari Shaffir forgets about his date with Joe, while Mark gets harassed by the IRS with Raanan on the way to a gig. Also: Mark loses all his money on stocks, and Joe gets an unwanted burrito clone with Matt Wayne. It's Tuesdays!
Jet Blue Balls
Wooooo the boys are BACK and Mark has BIG news about his baby! Plus Joe gets stranded in Milwaukee! Mark, Ari and Sal Vulcano paint the town red, and Joe comes up with the next big board game movie! It’s Tuesdays!
Live at New York Comedy Club w/ Ari Shaffir
Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays!
Mouse vs. Roach
We're racing to the studio, ladies and gentlemen! Joe's having train issues, Mark's having flight issues - it's Planes, Trains and Automobiles 2024! Joe has a full-diaper to deal with in a kooky bathroom, and becomes a McDonald's hero in the wave pool! It's Tuesdays!
Beauty Mark Normand
Hot dermatologists! Youngblood is stranded!! Longlegs! The airlines are down! It's Tuesdays!
Homo Way
It's Tuesdays and we're getting KOOKY! Strap in for some takes on the Trump shooting folks! Plus we're reminiscing on the old days with Joe and Mark were first touring with Louie and the world was bright! Woo!
Corky Pig
Mark and Joe are BACK in the studio after a month apart! And they're right back into their ollllllllld tricks! Chipotle meet ups, diarrhea - it's a classic Tuesdays! We're talking about the Donald Trump Jr./Joe List connection, Mark on Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded tour, and we got a yarn about Salacuse that will ROCK YOUR WORLD! PLUS ! Big news from the Normand camp!!!
Ups and Downs Syndrome
Joe and Mark take a strolllllllll down memory lane. We're talking studios, locations, and the future! The current studio time is winding down and the boys are looking for a new home. The boys discuss the perils of reason, language and beliefs! PLUS - beefing up the great people of Scotland. It's Tuesdays!
Hackman
Joe's in Salt Lake City and getting cut at Starbucks! Mark's in New Haven and he sees the behind the scenes of Frank Pepe's! The boys are psyched for Gary Vider's new podcast #1 Dad - AND we're jumping on the train to end Chipotle skimpage! We're taking a stance and we're for it! Shape up, Chippy!!! Less important: We also solve the homelessness problem.
Eat Magoo
The boys are getting INTO IT about Mark Wahlberg and speculate on why any of his previous misdoings were perhaps innocent misunderstandings! Also discussed: OJ Simpson having experienced the best feelings a person can feel! Joe goes to Texas and sees a woman threaten a child as the boys share tales of war and baseball! It's Tuesdays!
Cassius Cliche
The boys are back and we're talking B&H, baby! Mark has a nightmare airport scenario and then gets a mysterious bag of white pills from a fan that he immediately indulges in. Joe does a tough charity show and catches a very unique heckle, while Mark heads to a Florida karaoke night to hang out with his favorite people. It's Tuesdays!
Cotton Eyed Joe
Mark and Joe had to New York Comedy Club for an intimate live show - and Ari Shaffir peeks his beak into the room to join the boys around the 35 minute mark! We're talking Famous Amos, the time Mark almost killed his mom with a milkshake, Joe's family having fireball shenanigans and a post-show hang exclusively on Patreon! It's Tuesdays!
Live at The Comedy Store w/ Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, & Kerryn Feehan
Mark Normand and Joe List are ROCKIN' IT at Netflix Is a Joke Fest at the Comedy Store with pals Bobby Lee, Whitney Cummings, Kerryn Feehan & Luke Mones! Sign up for Patreon to get the extended version of this podcast with 30+ more minutes!
Mental AIDS
It's Tuesdays everybody and we're coming off a GREAT hang with Markus, Jojo, and Mister Louis CK! Mark's rods and cones are all screwed up and he's running back and forth to forgotten spots all night long. Joe's working out new stuff as Steven Wright stops by to drop some compliments! Mark goes to Fort Wayne, leaves some important items in the airport, and a lovely lady saves the day!! It's Tuesdays!
Chip n' Dill
It's Tuesday and Joe is in a PICKLE, ladies and gentlemen! Mark's got some Canadian shows with Andrew Youngblood. Does Mark end up on a seaplane from Disney's Tailspin? The boys deal with a NEW office neighbor and they may be in more hot water than ever! Mark does a gig with Salacuse in tow, and Salacuse CAN'T hack it!! It's Tuesdays!
The Netflix Is a Joke Fest Recap!
Markus and Joseph are BACK from the Netflix Is a Joke Festival! An insane week of comedy with every big cheese in the dairy section!!! And we're spilling ALL the tea! Mark heads to New Orleans to see the Rolling Stones and gets weird on mushrooms! What happens when Joe gets an invite from Shane Gillis to go to the Roast of Tom Brady, and Joe has a previous engagement? Does he bail?! Brady! Belichick! It's Tuesdays!
Mark Normand vs. Guy Fieri
The sun is shining in NYC and the boys are back in the saddle! Joe's in the hot seat with some new traffic inventions! Mark's on Legion of Skanks and the nose candy is flowing! Joe does his yearly firehouse show in MA as Mark annoys a famous foodie! It's Tuesdays!
Schwimmer's Ear
The boys are talking Westerns - and who they believe is responsible for the death of the American man! Mark has a confrontation with someone doing one of his jokes, and Joe deals with a phlegm-covered audience member! It's Tuesdays!
Mark Snaps! Joe Almost Dies!
Joe's check gets robbed! Mark straight up LOSES IT on a Tuesgay! Joe overfills a tire and almost takes the lives of himself and those around him! It's Tuesdays!
The Boys Get Rooked!
Mark goes to Chattanooga and stops by the Blue Ridge Comedy Club. Joe gets ROOKED by the Delta app! Mark gets ROOKED by a tailor! Joe sees a celebrity on the way to the pod, and things were NOT pretty. Also the List family lives through an earthquake and hightails it to a farm! It's Tuesdays!
Mark's Fall From Graceland
Joe goes to Pittsburgh and tries to buy a lovely shoe for his wife. Mark goes to Memphis and cross paths with the old man himself, Ari Shaffir! The twin terrors hit Graceland! From there, Normando hits Little Rock! Joe continues his war on warts! It's Tuesdays!
You Down with P.O.P.?
Joe makes progress as a human being, Mark goes to the Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire premiere, Joe goes to Raleigh, and Mark gets annihilated on Protect Our Parks. Finally, Joe gets sidled and Mark gets doored!
Four Stories and Seven Years Ago
Mark gets docked! Joe's speed gets clocked! It's Tuesdays!
Live at Gramercy w Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, Jim Norton, Mark Normand, Joe List + More!
Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Bobby Kelly, Andrew Youngblood, and Jim Norton to kick it back and forth onstage about getting taken advantage of, gloryholes, and milking tables!
Feel Daddy
It's Tuesdays with Stories and Papa Joe is in the hot seat with a handsome cardigan! Joe talks about his experience on set recently with a bonafide elderly female kook! Mark has a run-in with an undercover cop! And Joe gets a very interesting garnish in his cup! It's Tuesdays!
Put It In My Foxhole
Joe reveals that TONIGHT he will be on THE TONIGHT SHOW! So tune in everybody! And TOMORROW NIGHT, March 5th, Tuesdays will be doing a live show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC! Come on out! Mark flies American and Joe is disgusted. 80's bands, fitness classes, and text tones! It's Tuesdays!
Skirt Cobain
Joe heads to the Comedy Mothership in Austin with Sarah Tollemache and Kerryn Feehan for some nightmare travel time with the new baby! Mark gets FOMO about the homos at the Superbowl! Mark is in San Antonio, and the Texas boys mosey back to NY to dish! It’s Tuesdays!
Lil' Realm
Joe makes some wild predictions about the future of SNL and the inclusion of a very familiar Normand. A HISTORIC first-ever on-air bet occurs between our beloved hosts! Mark get a mysterious package of vinyl, and Joseph heads to a dental corporate and deals with a few hiccups in front of the denture doctors!
Stop the Steal
It's another wacky Tuesdays -- in Gotham Studios! Joe takes a pro-Karen stance, and deals with a rescue mission on the subway! Mark takes on the Beacon Theatre, and sheds some light on a recent mystery! It's Tuesdays!
Gaza Strip Mall
It’s a kooky, loosey goosey Tuesdays straight from the couch of Joseph Albert List! Mark shows up late to talk: movie extremists, Ozzy, Joe’s cup of genocide, South African Reddit attacks and more!
Marquee Normand
We're back in the studio baby! Mark sees John Oliver! Joe loves Pao donuts and Treat Cookies! Mark gets invited to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers stadium, and Joe gets screwed by Delta!! It's Tuesdays!
Nikki Blazer
It's Tuesdays, baby! Mark has a revelation about Carnegie Hall, Joe creates a mini-me for a big dinner at Del Frisco's, and things goes awry. Finally, Mark tells a secret tale about a personal hero. Keep it under your hats!! It's Tuesdays!
The Gringo Ate Your Baby
We're tearing it up folks!Joe stands up to a wayward pedestrian! Then Joe stands up to a kooky Chipotle employee - before getting one-upped by a fiery cohort! Mark barely gets to Mexico with his sombrero intact, deals with a little of Montezuma's revenge on the trip, and ends up in a world of micro Mexican middle-weights! It's Tuesdays!
How the Flinch Stole Christmas
This week on Tuesdays, Mark tries to make a humble purchase but comes across a concealed-carry kook! Joe's wart makes an icy return to the show, and he suspects an ex-dentist of dental shenanigans. He heads to a corporate gig with Matt Wayne and eats ... steak (among other things).
Grant's Fume
Joe continues to add to the leafblower saga! Has he finally confronted the leafblower lovers?? Mark heads to Omaha, and then to Austin to do Comedy Mothership and Protect Our Parks with Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis and Ari Shaffir. Joe has a hell of a time with a difficult parking attendant, and stays sassy with a stairway texter! It's Tuesdays!
Dustpan Diamond
We're taking a stand folks - Cards Against Humanity, we're giving our two cents whether you like it or not!!!This week we're tackling big coats, a little touch of etymology, the classic books, and more! Joe doubles down on the power of pep rallies, and the boys pontificate about the meaning of life, love, and jizz.
You Zee?
Boy oh man oh howdy! Winter has come to Tuesdays with Stories, and Mark is dealing with no HEAT in his building! Joe has some strong feelings about laundry and he's on the edge about a leaf blower lady in Queens! Mark heads over to Santa Rosa for some shows, and Joe's holding down the fort at Grove 34 with Raanan Hershberg, Sarah Tollemache, Andrew Schiavone and Kerryn Feehan! It's Tuesdays!
Cacklebox
We're talking "gulfs," folks! The pod is becoming a guide to oceanic landmasses! Joe travels for ThanksG and he's shocked to hear a young man trash talk pep rallies! Mark has another one of his patented travel SNAFUs on the way to Alabama, and plays a dangerous game of "hidden identity" with a thrift store employee! It's Tuesdays!
Steam Boat Willie
We're in the studio and Joe is getting HPV - on his foot, folks! Joe talks about the removal process, Mark heads to Hartford and Concord for some kooky times, and finally Joe heads to DC with old Matt Wayne and Umar Khan! We're working it everybody, it's Tuesdays!
D.W.A.
The boys are back in saddle, recording from Papa Joe's basement in Astoria! We're talkin' Mark at Carnegie Hall, Salacuse bringing his Kramer-like tendencies to the forefront in MULTIPLE situations, and finally the story you've been waiting for - baby List makes his Tuesdays' debut!
Kuwait a Minute
It’s Tuesdays, and Papa Joe is 24 hours from the big day: baby List is almost here! But there’s on complication: Joseph has got the olllllld covid. Joe powers through the sinus attack to fulfill his podcasting duties and as Mark throws caution to the wind and tells the tale of a young woman who has a suggestion for his act. Mark also heads go Portland and Providence for some of those sweet laughs, and the countdown to Daddy-town for Joe is ON! It’s Tuesdays!
Lev'd You Hanging
Mark has a fight with tesla chargers. He brings his travel woahs into the 21st century! The guys hate daylight savings time. List goes to Seattle to hang with Nate Bargatze, Sam Morril, Eddie Vedder and Adam Sandler. No biggie.
Thaw in Your Crown
We're BACK, baby! Mark heads down to Soul Joel's and solves a racial joke issue with a warm Indian friend! Joe produces his wife, Sarah Tollemache's special taping at Grove 34 as their baby is nearly here! And finally - Mark goes to a gay doctor and gives him a peek-aroo! It's Tuesdays!
Meryl Steep
We're back in the studio and we're wrapping up Mark's European tour everybody! Liverpool, Scotland, Birmingham - we're globetrotting! Plus Joe moves his niece to NY with a tear in his eye, goes to see the Cubbies, and spends some time goofing around with Jeff Garlin! It's Tuesdays!
Gramercy Live 3 feat. Kevin Ryan, H.Foley, Joe List, Mark Normand + more!
Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan and joins forces with Are You Garbage! Kevin Ryan, H. Foley, Ian Lara and Lev Fer join Mark Normand and Joe Party to rock the mics!
Shishito!
It’s Tuesday and the boys are globe trotting again! Joe has to police the restaurants of Nashville when he sees a kook smash a glass and start a brew-ha-ha. Mark’s back from Europe and he’s banging the lady at a sex club in Amsterdam while other patrons attempt to get a turn! It’s Tuesdays!!
Bogan's Heroes
It’s a HOT Tuesdays coming at you from Skankfest! We’re talking cigars parties, Darosa exploits, Luis J Gomez being the mayor for a few days, and NONSTOP comedy ladies and gentlemen! It’s Tuesdays!!
Fat Blacklisted
Mark goes to Martha's Vineyard, takes shrooms, freaks out, and is forced to fly off the island on a mousetrap in the sky. Does he make it back to the Big Apple??? Joe goes to Matt Wayne's film premiere and sees a wealth of old pals! Mark heads to LA for a kooky Netflix event with Jeff Dunham, Bert Kreischer, and more! It's Tuesdays!
Live in Philly with Joe DeRosa + Umar Khan
It's supposed to be cheesy - the boys are in Philly and they are joined LIVE onstage by Umar Khan and Joe DeRosa! They talk: STDs, bad sexual decisions, and trusting Papa Joe to test narcotics! It's Tuesdays!
The Dish Machine
Tuesdays with Stories proudly presents "The Tale of the Airpod Fiasco." Prepare the edge of your seats, ladies and gentlemen.
Clonan O'Brien
The boys are heading to Philly and we're recording on the road baby! We're talking: a new home for Joe in NJ, Joe's new special getting demonetized by YouTube, lots of driving criticism directed towards Chuck, some diarrhea diaries, and the origin of the Tuesdays artwork!
Ether Evil
Joe's special has been released and we're flyin' high on the big night! The guys talk about the outpouring of love, and his celebratory pizza that got delivered folded completely in half! Mark picks a safe word for his security team that goes awry and ends up with a taser being buzzed at his show! It's Tuesday!
Mr. Nomad
The kings of comedy argue about how offensive vikings are this week, folks! They're on the cutting edge! We live in sensitive times! Mark heads out to LA and does pods 24/7. Joe comes face to face with a chatty Cathy in Providence, then traipses up to Portland and sees a motorcycle live on the highway. The queefs are traumatized! It's Tuesdays!
Salad Goose
It's a kooky week everybody! Joe drops in at Shane Gillis' show at Grove 34 and the boys go deep into the Gillis-verse for a minute! Then, Mark has an elderly Jamaican lady back to his apartment for some poking and prodding, and Joe's Lyft is in a vehicular incident in LA! It's Tuesdays!
Walker Texas Ranger
It's a classic Normand fiasco on this week baby! This guy is running across the country like a chicken with his head cut off. Missed alarms, lost wallets, electric vehicles, moving recliners - this story's got EVERYTHING! THEN Joe heads to Vegas to do a clean set at a dentist corporate! It's Tuesday!
Temple of Zoom
The boys are globetrotting! Joe goes to L.A. - hitting up Andrew Santino's podcast and basking in that California sun. Mark goes to Just For Laughs in Montreal and spends some time with sweet sweet Sam Morill, Dan Soder, Brad Williams, Tom Papa and more! Other topics include: snorkels! It's Tuesday baby!
Huge DOS
Mark is back from the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and ...*drumroll* his parents! Joe goes to Maine to spend time with the fam and see a young man vomit! Happy Tuesday!!
Gramercy 2: Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, Kerryn Feehan, Joe List & Mark Normand
Tuesdays with Stories returns for another LIVE show at the Gramercy show in NYC! Mark Normand + Joe List are joined by Dan Soder, Yannis Pappas, and Kerryn Feehan to shuck and jive onstage about prostate health, roasts of the past, and fancy methods of self-pleasure! Directed by Chuck Staton
Give Her the Boot Canal
It's almost the fourth and the gays are marching! Joe's documentary about Tom Dustin is moving along! Mark gets into New Zealand tales! Joe accepts a comedy award in Boston! It's Tuesdays!
Red White and Goo
Mark's back from Australia - but before that we gotta talk Wayne's World 2 everybody! Mark is back from the other side of the equator and he's got stories galore! Cocaine discoveries, getting removed from airplane exit rows, and all the splendor and beauty that comes with being down under!
Soup and Suds
It's a kooky week here in the Tuesdays studio everybody. We're talking baseball, we're talking Youtube's insane dominance and we get into the shows that they boys have conceptualized and pitched over the years. We're pulling back the curtain baby!
Re-Sharted
Mark gets caught at the border with a liiiiiiiittle more cash than he expected, and Joe talks Mark down after a humiliating shart attack!
Elmo Fudge
Mark goes to Toronto, does a corporate, we talk houseboats and 401Ks... WHO AM I KIDDING? WE DROP A BOMBSHELL IN THIS EPISODE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOTHING MATTERS BESIDES THE REVELATION WITHIN!!!
Lucille Ballroom
Joe's insanely high-priced breakfast! Mark's return to the world of corporate gigs! Joe meets two hottie-gays with "My father's gay" t-shirts! Make forgets his passport! It's Tuesdays!!
Termophobe
Joe gets startled by a pair of yabbos in the men's locker room! Mark goes to Jazzfest and hangs out with a foot fetishist!
The Juice is Loose
The boys are back and we're DIVING into ... the O.J. trial! Only two boys can solve this puppy and their names are Mark Normand and Joe List! We're dealing with stream room blind men, and we're shaking in our boots about A.I.! Beau is Afraid!!
Rub-a-Dub-Nub
Joe is back from MOONTOWER in Austin, and he's cluckin' about the kooks! As the feathers float to the ground, Mark has his OWN tale of an armless kook in fisticuffs, and Joe rocks it at the Goddamn Comedy Jam! It's Tuesdays!
Latin Ex
Joe rushes in from doing Kerryn Feehan's pod! Mark comes from a crazy Sheath underwear shoot where he tangled with a classic New York kook! Joe is HOT off his headlining gig at the Wilbur in Boston and we're gettin' nuts, people!
Tiny Bush
500 episodes of queefs, jizz and anal. Wow! Mark is back from CT, Joe is fresh off a new birthday, and the sun is shining in New York City ladies and gentlemen. Joe takes a trip to celebrate another rotation around the sun, and becomes one with nature. UNTIL - a hike-ruiner attacks! Mark oversleeps for his rental car - and he gets stuck with an eight passenger van to tour the East Coast like the chooch that he is! 500 eps and nothing's changed, baby!!!!
12 Angry Anals
The queens of queef are back in the studio! The guys jump into what women want, and they get into a little current cinema for 2023: 12 Angry Men, The Godfather and Back to the Future. The boys ponder whether or not Larry is actually hanging it up with Curb, as has been reported! Mark goes on a long bike ride with old Salacuse, and takes the Beamer out for a joyride. Joe hangs with Greg Warren, has to fly out for a weekend... and pulls a Normand!
James Head
Woooo baby! It's Tuesday! Joe heads back to beantown to take his pops to see the biiiiiiig Boss - Springsteen baby! Joe cries, weeps and bawls at the show. Mark is back from Perrysburg, Ohio! How did it go? Spoiler alert: Not great! Ups and downs, ladies and gentlemen! It's what life is all about!
St. Fatty's Day
The boys are in the core of the big apple, folks! Mark is back from taping his Netflix special in Chicago, and he's telling the tales everybody. Was it a smart choice to tape his special on St. Patrick's Day? Joe is back from the Comedy Dojo, and he came back to NY for a world-class hang with his #3 best bud Henry Phillips. He heads to a rock show and gets a hookup from a Tuesgay to meet the band - but does it go south?! Questions are answered on this week's Tuesdays! And check out the comic we talk about on the show, Keegan Tindall @keegantindall!
Bicepsual
Wooooo! The boys are HOT off their sweet, sweet Gramercy show and they're feeling good! Mark's having a breakfast with the big man. We don't want to blow the surprise so let's just call him Serry Jeinfeld. It's happening, baby - and we get the reeeeal dirt, as opposed to the little tease that we talked about at the live show. After the comedy high, Mark has a vehicular low when his classic car starts giving him a fewwwwww speedbumps. Then he meets a fan as the fan is getting arrested for being a little ... punchy. Finally, Joe gets into his special taping at the Village Underground - what went wrong, what went right? We're getting INTO IT! It's Tuesdays!
Live at the Gramercy Theatre w Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano + Ari Shaffir
Join Joe List and Mark Normand as Tuesdays with Stories takes over the Gramercy Theatre in Manhattan. Shane Gillis, Sal Vulcano and Ari Shaffir jump onstage with the boys for this sold-out show to talk horse death, snake sex, Canadian strippers - and whole lot of stereotypes. It's a great big, grand Tuesdays, ladies and gentlemen.
Pickle Park
The boys are talking FIGHTS ladies and gentlemen! Let's make fun, let's make love. Fights stink! Joe, Mark, Sarah and Mae get together and play PICKLEBALL, and let's just say the old gray mares, they ain't what they used to be, folks! We're talking sports injuries, fights, blood, hospitals - we're having fun! Lights, camera, traction!
B.O.-a Constrictor
The boys are having a kooky week, everybody! First, Mark is stuck in the sky dealing with insufferable B.O. from a plane neighbor! B.O.? P.U.! Mark hangs with his niece and gets to be Mister Bigshot - until he can't beat her in chess! Joe goes to see Cocaine Bear with Raanan Hershberg and Andrew Schiavone, and it's up to Jojo to punk some youths on the street! Finally - Joseph takes "the kids" to a basketball game and the legend of Funcle Joe continues to grow!
Mark Goes to the Superbowl (Doctor Vouchee)
Joe's back in New York, and he's FURIOUS over paying $25 for oatmeal and eggs. There's helicopters circling his apartment, the Walgreen's nearby is getting robbed - this town's going straight to hell!! He's back from going to Florida with Salacuse to shoot a documentary about Tom Dustin! Mark is back from the SUPERBOWL ladies and gentlemen, recounting his experience with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Big Jay Oakerson! And the King of Queefs finally meets the King of Beefs - Mark matches wits ... with Guy Fieri!!!
Brad Pitt Boss
We're back baby! Joe spends some time sightseeing in NY with his family and takes 'em down to the old Comedy Cellar! And who drops in? Chris Rock! Funcle Joe for prez!! Mark zooms his day away interviewing directors, getting ready to shoot his special in Chicago. Mark tells Joe about his Superbowl plans with Bert Kreischer, Shane Gillis and Joe Derosa - much to Joe's chagrin. Joe ends the pod with a story about a biiiiiiig argument with a dealer at Mohegan Sun. We're calling the pit boss and we're gonna get to the bottom of this thing, ladies and gentlemen!
Diddles and Bits
We're back in the saddle baby! Mark heads to Miami for a few sold out shows, hears about Jay Leno's SECOND recent accident and texts his closest friend in a time of need, which leads to an insane phone call. Joseph heads down to Orlando with Sarah to do a corporate gig in Disney World! It's a nightmare in the happiest place on earth! It's Tuesdays!
Joe-nasium
It's a kooky week in the Tuesdays' office everybody. Joe heads to Colin Quinn's Small Talk. Mark no-shows, as he tends to do, and Joe hangs with Sarah Tollemache, Chris Distefano, Rich Vos, Mike Cannon and more. Jerry Seinfeld shows up, and Joe has QUITE the faux-pas. Mark goes to Hawaii with Andrew Youngblood and hits a redeye to get to the Comedy Dojo. Joe goes to Austin, and Louis CK shows up with a bag of sliders (as he always does) to enjoy the comedy of his little buddy! Finally, Joe has a face-to-face standoff with a subway kook! It's Tuesdays!!
Cod Couple
Mark and Joe start breaking down the locations in Boston. Joe calls for some questions from the audience, so they talk best celebrity flubs and most underrated/overrated physical features. Suddenly, Mark has a bizarre stomach attack in the middle of the episode and runs out of the room. He returns and the guys can talk about the biggest regret of their 20s, and to kick off 2023, Mark and Joe close the show with predicting upcoming celebrity deaths!
Downwind Hog
The boys are here and the holidays are in full-swing! Joe heads back to Massachusetts for Thanksgiving, and feels the spirit of the season in the heartland of the pilgrims. Mark gets pulled over while driving with expired registration and insurance. Joe continues to try to change his diet and Mark teaches us about the healthiest foods (even though it heavily conflicts with his other very recent claims about the healthiest foods). Finally, Mark tries to go through airport security after taking a Blue Chew and things get hairy. It's Tuesdays, folks!
Poop Pressure
Joe spins an impressive yarn about a monstrous BM, before revealing that he finally went to the doctors and is unhappy with the results. The guys talk about ways to help his (not-so-bad) high-normal blood pressure situation. They settle on one thing: we must protect our queen. Mark goes to a festival in Houston, gets a bad seat on an airplane, and goes back to therapy. Are these things related? Find out on the newest Tuesdays!
Wedding the Bed
The boys are in New Orleans for the wedding of Mark Normand. As Joe and Mark share a bed, they talk about the trip, the plans, the secret show they're about to do, and Mark's final night as a single man.
Griddle Me This
It's Tuesday folks - which means the boys are having issues in the sky. Mark is on a plane with a dead cell phone and Joe is stuck in a middle seat - plus, they demand to know: WHY do people lie about how far the airport is from their houses. Tell the truth, ya maniacs! AND - Mark's wedding (as of this recording) is right around the corner and he's chomping those fingernails! Normand goes to a strip club with Ari Mannis, and then leaves a rental car running overnight which runs out of gas. Joe heads to LA, hangs with Bobby Kelly and does a show with David Spade and Sebastian Maniscalco! The gays are coast-to-coast!
Deep Waters with Ari Shaffir - Pt. 1
Mark and Joe open up the show by lamenting having non-teacher adults in classrooms. Who are they?! Nobody knows! If you know, please don't reach out. Then - a fourth boy joins Mark, Joe and Chuck in the room - Ari Shaffir jumps in between the gays! That's right! Ari Shaffir saw the comments about how much the listeners do NOT want guests so he decided to make them upset. Ari also has a new special Ari Shaffir - Jew. So he's here to breakdown Mark's upcoming wedding plans with the boys! Part 2 is available at patreon.com/tuesdays.
Kook Deville
The boys open up by criticizing kung fu movies and gushing about Jon Lovitz! Joe talks about meeting Natalie Portman and Mark talks about meeting Parker Posey. The guys talk about the women they find hottest. You won't BELIEVE the names that are thrown around. Did they mention Roseanne Barr? Janet Reno? The homeless lady from "Home Alone 2?" You have to listen to find out! Mark finally gets a good haircut! The boys daydream about starting a comedy night AND a comedy club! Who's the manager? You guessed it: the homeless lady from "Home Alone 2." She needs a job and we're stepping up to help her out! It's Tuesday, folks!
Orlando Calrissian
The guys talk airline lounges and Joe lives his rock star dreams!
Moz-fart
Mark opens the show by telling a story of becoming a tour guide for the West Village. Joe ruins a Chipotle hookup with an extra ladle of honesty! Mark heads to four different cities in four days, and has a canine airplane invader! Joe goes to Syracuse, and calls for the end of Starbucks mobile orders. The boys get into money, time and diamonds being a construct. We've got a couple of Dalai Lamas in the studio, folks! True jizz-dom!
Shanks for the Memories
The boys start off debating why bear poop is normalized but human poop is terrifying. Mark and Joe head to a special photo-shoot for Racket magazine, where they recreated a tennis-based episode of Seinfeld. Mark talks about putting together a new show and a big creative win behind-the-scenes! Joe tailgates in Gig Harbor, Mark goes to San Jose and praises the Delta Lounge. The guys close the show by cursing highfalutin meals. Bring back a good ole' fashion cheeseburger! We're covering what matters, folks!!
Tractor Trailer Timmy
Tuesday's here! Joe kicks things off by disparaging the Beastie Boys and contemplating mortality. Mark barely makes a gig with Bert Kreischer after a canceled flight, and has to follow a killer set from Big Jay Oakerson! Joe goes to see the new Idris Elba movie BEAST and has a deplorable time! Mark reluctantly goes suit shopping and the boys argue about bowties! It's a riveting Tuesdays, baby!!
Warped Wharf
It's a lunch episode ladies and gentlemen! Mark and Joe open the show by setting a new goal on the Patreon to do a live "Tuesdays After Dark" and talk about the first time they tried to accomplish this very sexy task. Mark tells the story of a show in Palm Beach with a stereotype in the crowd, Joe's all alone at the U.S. Open, and a recent Joe Rogan Experience got pretty kooky for one of the boys. It's Tuesdays, baby!!
Bobcat Goal Weight
We're late but we're here! The bachelor party is over. Joe is home from doing Rogan. The boys are back! Joe goes to the US Open! Mark has a feud with an airline attendant! We're back in the New York groove!!!
Mark's Bachelor Party
We love ya folks. We don't have our studio, our producer, or our equipment - but we're making it happen! The boys are island-bound for Mark's bachelor party and we're talking shenanigans! With appearances by Chris Alan, Ari Shaffir, Doug Key, Bert Kreischer and more - it's a trainwreck in paradise!!
Tard and Feathered
Mark jets to a private Costa Rica gig for a mysterious man and lives to tell the tale. Joe deals with a mask hypocrite, his baseball career continues to grow, and an old lady rooks him in line for an international flight!!!
Slog Cabin
Joe shoots with Charlemagne tha God! Mark announces on Jimmy Fallon! Mark goes shooting! Joe shoots down a heckler!
Khaki Cooze
After the weeks of anticipation, the premiere for FOURTH OF JULY has finally happened - and Joe is here to tell the story of every moment. From a beautiful night at the Beacon in NYC, to Boston (in a celebratory private bus), to Chicago with the White Sox - Joe breaks down the opening weekend of his movie! Mark forgets his keys in Red Bank and asks what mustard gas is.
Cab Stab
It's a landmark week for the Tuesgays as Mark gets the call to join The Tonight Show cast to announce for Jimmy Fallon, and Joe is ready to premiere his movie, Fourth of July! The boys have come so far! They also talk fireworks at Pride, an acquaintance catching a knife to the midsection, Mark on tour with Bert Kreischer, and above all, most importantly - Joe's techno fart.
Chuck Suit
Joe and Matt Wayne record farts. The boys discuss who they'd like to see make love to their significant others. Mark works out with Joe Rogan, and tells the tale of Ari Shaffir's ill-conceived bet. Joe gives a lecture on the dangers of sleepover and the Chiefs of Queef receive a very timely gift during the show... !!!
Why So Syria?
It's a monster ep as Mark has a nightmare travel weekend bouncing from NY to Minneapolis to Chicago to Cleveland to Austin and MOST of his flights are canceled! Joe heads to Magooby's where a woman in the audience shames him vocally and he gears up for his big movie premiere this upcoming week! The boys are getting are spanked in this one!!
Off the Saus'
Joe has a beautiful experience while avoiding the kooks of San Francisco, and makes an unexpected announcement about his future in professional baseball! Meanwhile, Mark sees a real life road rage-fueled fist fight with a WWE-level chokeslam! The gays are getting a workout this week folks!
Buttox
Ladies and gentlemen, the boys are back in the saddle! Joe reminisces about missed opportunities as Mark gets bullied on a plane to Huntsville. Joe experiences an emergency mid-flight and hears a sentence he'd never thought he'd experience in real life. Finally, Joe has possibly the best set of his life at the Cellar and reunites with Nate Bargatze at the Beacon! It's a wild week!!
Bob Swag-It
Wooooooo! Joe continues to push and prod Mark about moving to Astoria as Mark recounts his time at Netflix is a Joke Fest - performing at the Greek with Bert Kreischer, going to Dave Chappelle's afterparty, and running in late to his headlining set at the Paramount!
Spade! Damon! Garfield!
It's a hot, hot ep as Mark and Joe recap their performance for Matt Damon! Joe's new special "This Year's Material" is released on Youtube and he talks about his watch party, as Mark encounters one bad hombre! Finally, Mark gets an heartwarming DM from David Spade!
Bad Thread Read
Heyooo, we're back baby as Mark gets charmed by a handsome real estate agent, Joe sees a guy blow up at some gals at a show, and the guys reminisce about their first gig together in Sacramento. Check it out!
Fung Wah Gold
We're back baby and talking about Mark's unimpressive Delta status, why we're not looking at Tik Tok, our new idea for 'Lil' Gays', and Joe finally gets into his topsy turvy way of finding out he had COVID. Check it out!
Balzac Bust
Hooooo weeee, it's a spicy Tuesdays as Joe deals with a heckler who hates his Starbucks before dealing with a cursing waiter and a very annoying football fan. Check it out!
Hate a Bisque
Mark and Joe talk Bisque.
Brown Eye Nazi
Mark and Joe talk Brown Eye Nazis.
The Woo Woo
It's yet another kooky Tuesdays as Joe has a difficult time completing a cross country surprise party while Mark stresses about parking a rental car before having an awkward pat down before a flight. Check it out!
Grinding My Gears
Good god Mark & Joe are back in the same room again where we hear about Mark's nightmare Staten Island Ferry performance before he learns to drive a stick shift while Joe tries to pass off a classic car of his own. Check it out!
Swoopy Wiggle
It's a wild one this week folks as Joe takes a folkloric shit while Mark see's a teen brawl in Manhattan. Plus, the thrilling conclusion to last week's clink-hanger. Check it out!
High Spirits
Holy moly, it's another great ep this week as Mark takes the hog for a spin before trying to decipher a mystery street confrontation while Joe goes camping with Sarah, Robert Kelly & Ari Shaffir. Check it out!
Hairy Crumb
We've got a hell of an ep for ya this week as Joe takes flak from Golden Retriever owners all over the world while Mark get's drunk with Ari Shaffir before having a nightmare flight on his way to do shows in Houston.
Spooky Bust
We've got a hell of an ep this week as Joe has a ruff time dog sitting while Mark gets existential before riding some mopeds around the city. Check it out!
Click On/Click Off
It's a road filled ep as Mark heads to Dallas to do some good old fashioned stand up while Joe leaves town to shave a dog and ride in a boat. Check it out!
Super Duper
Holy moly, we've got a fresh ep this week as Mark has an awkward time with some non-comedian housemates while Joe does a drive-in stand up show but not before the too of them reunite briefly in the west village. Check it out!
Clammy Cloud
We've got a hot one for ya here folks, Mark hits a million views on his special before offending his house mates in Connecticut while Joe gets caught in a rain storm while running. We also tell some classic stories from out pasts! Check it out!
Double Toast
Holy hell, we're gay and Zoomin' as Mark has trouble sleeping, jerking off, and getting paid while Joe's bagel place is overrun during quarantine. Check it out!
Jizzin and Shakin
We're back baby and we're debating the pro's and con's of banging a relative before we hear about Mark's dip in a reservoir and Joe takes in a viewing of 'Lolita'. Check it out!
Mosey Mouse
Folks, we're rolling out yet another episode as Joe deals with a second mouse and a panicky lady at the grocery store while Mark tells us how he traversed the south during the start of Coronavirus. Check it out!
LIVE From Moontower w/ Chris Distefano & Ron Bennington
Hey hey Tuesgay's, we're wishing you a happy holidays with our live episode from the 2017 Moontower Comedy Festival with guests Christ Distefano and Ron Bennington. Enjoy!
Breath Clean
Good grief, Mark and Joe are back as Joe might of seen a bicyclist die while Mark makes people cry at a corporate comedy show. Check it out!
Weak Turd
Hot tamale we got a good one today folks as Mark does shows in Addison and Michigan before a run in with Spike Lee and Joe see's a bike collision. Check it out!
Talk About Tit
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Chafing Dick
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Reese's 3 PC
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